the signs as criminals

trmanblck:

aries: assassin
taurus: money laundering
gemini: con artist
cancer: psychopathic killer
leo: violent protest leader
virgo: burglar
libra: murderer
scorpio: cult leader
sagittarius: pick pocket
capricorn: fraud
aquarius: hacker
pisces: drug dealer

(Source: virhoe, via 8765489009)

me: *goes to Jamaica*
Jamaican: hello welcome to Jamaica
me: baliegdeh

diamondcrownedaussie:

GODDAMN BIANCA HOW YOU GONNA COMMIT THIS MURDER ON NATIONAL TELEVISION

(Source: pirintablets, via magicconchshell-deactivated2018)